A Career in IT?

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Blog Books

I recently found a new site that I thought was interesting. It is called foader.com and they sell blog books and other books by bloggers. The link is here - Books by Bloggers.
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23 Great Technology Quotes

1. In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. - Anonymous 2. If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee. That will do them in. - Bradley’s Bromide
3. A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Doug Linder 4. If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done. - ScottAdams 5. The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B. F. Skinner 6. There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. - George Pompidou 7. Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt 8. For years there has been a theory that millions of monkeys typing at random on millions of typewriters would reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. The Internet has proven this theory to be untrue. - Anonymous 9. Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done. - Andy Rooney 10. There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence. - Jeremy S. Anderson 11. Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell. - Anonymous 12. Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. - Anonymous 13. The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a little. - Porterfield 14. Any technology that is distinguishable from magic is not sufficiently advanced. - Gregory Benford 15. Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry. - Anonymous 16. A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. - Alan J. Perlis 17. The Internet is a great way to get on the net. - Senator Bob Dole 18. AOL is like the cockroach left after the nuclear bomb hits. They know how to survive. - Jan Horsfall, VP of marketing for Lycos 19. The Linux philosophy is ‘Laugh in the face of danger’. Oops. Wrong One. ‘Do it yourself’. Yes, that’s it. - Linus Torvalds 20. Windows is just DOS in drag. - Anonymous 21. 640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates,1981 22. If Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell-check. - Former Vice President J. Danforth Quayle 23. Foolproof systems don’t take into account the ingenuity of fools. - Gene Brown. Almost all of these quotes were found on the article - Fast Guide to IT Humor. Hope you enjoyed!
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